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Wordle Postgame Report, September 5

GAMES OF SKILL AND CHANCE DEP'T.

Tom Scocca

Sep 7, 2022 — 1 min read

Shady Maple Smorgasboard mascots greet customers at the door. Judah Lovern (7) and sister Norah (2) kids of Brett Lovern of Willow Street, pose with the mascots, WHOOP-e-Pie (L) and T-Bone (R) . 7/20/15 photo by Tim Leedy Photo: Tim Leedy/MediaNews Group/Reading Eagle via Getty Images.

September 5, WHOOP, 4/6

The Wordle Postgame Report is a brief analysis of a game of Wordle, the five-letter-word guessing game now owned by the New York Times. If you do not play Wordle, Indignity encourages you to please skip this. The existence of the Wordle Postgame Report not constitute an endorsement of playing Wordle, not playing Wordle, or of the New York Times.

THIS WAS THE day for LABOR, but it only got a green O. INGOT kept the green O but had nothing else to show for the new round of work. But the information was getting organized behind the scenes. With the O that close to the back end, and I gone by the wayide, it was time to consider a double letter, with SCOOP. The -OOP turned up green; a majority of the spaces supported the answer now. A W and and H fell into line, with WHOOP. Shout for victory.

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