Wordle Postgame Report, June 16
GAMES OF SKILL AND CHANCE DEP'T.
June 16, APRON, 3/6
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I THOUGHT OF a really pleasing starter word before going to bed and completely forgot what it was by morning, so I went with FLARE and got two yellow letters on the A and the R. This was more useful than it looked at first: R tends to be part of a consonant cluster, but the A couldn't be in the center of the word, so that cluster probably wasn't balanced against some other cluster. The target would have some sort of lopsided pattern.
Where would the weight go? Holding onto the idea of the A as a fulcrum, I shifted it leftward with WARTY. The R went green; A stayed yellow. I half-thought about something-vowel-R-A-something, or words ending in A, but that felt like too much work to start shuffling through just yet. First, move the A to the left again, as the opening of the word. Now which consonant would want to cluster with the R there? T was already gone, next candidate over on the keyboard—P. APRON! APRON? APRON. 3/6. Completely reasonable and specific word, concrete mental image to go with it, efficient path to get there. Enjoyable game.
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