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WE PRESENT INSTRUCTIONS in aid of the assembly of a sandwich selected from The Swedish, French, American Cook Book, by Mrs. Maria Mathilda Ericsson Hammond, published in 1918, and now in the Public Domain and available at archive.org for the delectation of all.
Gherkin Sandwiches (Sandwiches aux Cornichons)
Five squares of bread, two tablespoons parmesan cheese, eight gherkins, yolks of two hard-boiled eggs, pepper and salt.
How to Make It. Butter the bread; sprinkle with the cheese. Chop gherkins very fine and cover half the sandwich with them and the other half with the yolks of the eggs that have been pressed through a sieve and seasoned with salt and pepper. Arrange on a platter. Garnish with parsley.
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