Getty Image Roundup: Happy New Year

Indignity Vol. 5, No. 18

Getty Image Roundup: Happy New Year
HONG KONG-CHINA-LUNAR-NEW YEAR - A little girl dressed as a SNAKE cries whilst she takes part in a parade during the first day of Lunar New Year of the SNAKE, in Hong Kong on January 29, 2025. (Photo by Peter PARKS / AFP) (Photo by PETER PARKS/AFP via Getty Images)

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Today brings the new Lunar New Year, also known as the Spring Festival, despite the holiday's place two and a half weeks ahead of "Midwinter Recess" on the New York City public school calendar. Seeing as the occasion coincides with the end of another Gregorian calendar month—close enough to it, anyway—today we share with you, the subscribers and the paid subscribers of Indignity, the remaining bounty of our monthly Getty Images Photo Roundup.

Indignity has purchased an annual subscription to Getty, allowing us to choose from Getty’s vast selection of topical and newsworthy photographs. To make sure all of us get our money’s worth, at the end of each month, Indignity prepares a bonus collection of photos, to keep using up our annual allotment at the appropriate rate.

Here we are, dressed in a drab but inherently festive shade of red, and we're happy to have you, the readers, along with us. Thanks for reading and looking at Indignity, and for (some of you) supporting us with your hard-earned dollars. In honor of the turn of the animal zodiac, here is our January/New Year photographic theme: SNAKE.

A little girl dressed as a SNAKE cries whilst she takes part in a parade during the first day of Lunar New Year of the SNAKE, in Hong Kong on January 29, 2025. (Photo by Peter PARKS / AFP) (Photo by PETER PARKS/AFP via Getty Images)
Mexico - Teotihuacan (UNESCO World Heritage List, 1987),Stone SNAKE's head from the Temple of the Feathered SNAKE. 3rd-4th century A.D. (Photo By DEA / G. DAGLI ORTI/De Agostini via Getty Images)
SHENYANG, CHINA - DECEMBER 25: A customer shops red lanterns at a market ahead of the upcoming 2025 Chinese New Year, the Year of the SNAKE, on December 25, 2024 in Shenyang, Liaoning Province of China. This year's Spring Festival will fall on January 29, 2025. (Photo by Wang Ruizhong/VCG via Getty Images)
The Reverend Oscar Hutton, leader of one SNAKE cultist group, shows his faith by wearing a Rattler around his neck and holding aloft five Copperheads at a meeting of his group. Hutton has been in trouble with the law for his SNAKE-handling, but pursues it with the fervor of a martyr.
PERU-TRADITIONS-NEW YEAR-SHAMANS - Peruvian shamans equipped with coca leaves, swords, smoking ceramic pots, incense, and a live SNAKE display posters of Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky (L) and Russian President Vladimir Putin while executing a ritual at the top of a hill over Lima to deliver their predictions for the coming year on December 28, 2022. (Photo by Cris BOURONCLE / AFP) (Photo by CRIS BOURONCLE/AFP via Getty Images)
A man and woman of the SNAKE Indian people, USA, circa 1870. The SNAKE people were from the Northern Paiute, Bannock and Shoshone Native American Tribes. From Carter's Celebrated Indian Stereoscopics. (Photo by C. W. Carter/Archive Photos/Getty Images)
PHILIPPINES-LUNAR-NEW YEAR - A throng of people try to catch free goodies thrown from a building as they celebrate on a street on the first day of the Lunar New Year of the SNAKE at Chinatown in Manila on January 29, 2025. Hundreds of millions of people across Asia celebrate the Lunar New Year with their families on January 29, as they bid farewell to the Year of the Dragon and usher in the Year of the SNAKE. (Photo by Ted ALJIBE / AFP) (Photo by TED ALJIBE/AFP via Getty Images)
Chinese New Year celebrations - Celebrations in London's Chinatown to mark the Chinese New Year, the year of the SNAKE, in Soho, central London. (Photo by Yui Mok - PA Images via Getty Images)
FRANCE-CHINA-LUNAR-NEW YEAR - Traditionally dressed performers celebrate Chinese New Year on February 10, 2013 during a parade in Paris. Chinese communities world wide traditionally welcomed in the 'Year of the SNAKE'. AFP PHOTO / MEHDI FEDOUACH (Photo by Mehdi FEDOUACH / AFP) (Photo by MEHDI FEDOUACH/AFP via Getty Images)
Benjamin Franklin's warning to the British colonies in America "join or die," exhorting them to unite against the French and the Natives, shows a segmented SNAKE. Illustrated in The Pennsylvania Gazette, May 9, 1754. (Photo by VCG Wilson/Corbis via Getty Images)

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WEATHER REVIEWS

New York City, January 28, 2025

★★★ Sounds of things happening outdoors came through the partly open windows; the long-confined aural space unsealed and expanded and came alive. Banked clouds lay along the horizon in every visible direction but overhead was blue with a few little white scraps. A huge hank of green tinsel, twisted on a street tree for some reason, heaved and glittered. People hanging out on the sidewalk made small talk with passersby, while the sparrows inside the corner bush kept jabbering among themselves. Dissolving contrails, crossing the cloud grain, left a faint argyle pattern on the afternoon sky.

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WE PRESENT INSTRUCTIONS in aid of the assembly of sandwiches selected from 500 Tested Recipes issued by The Members of the Women's Institutes of Stanstead County, Quebec, Canada, published in 1924 and available at archive.org for the delectation of all.

CHEESE SANDWICHES
1 egg boiled hard
1/4 lb. cheese grated
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon mustard
1/2 teaspoon pepper
1/2 teaspoon sugar
1 tablespoon butter
1 tablespoon vinegar

With a spoon mash the yolk of the egg, add butter and mix smooth, then add salt, pepper, sugar, mustard, and grated cheese, mixing each well. Add vinegar; if vinegar is not relished use cold water.
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