FOOD FRIDAY: Cornbread, Charles Pan-Fried Chicken
Indignity Vol. 4, No. 69
I'D STOCKED UP on groceries to get to Friday without ordering any restaurant dinners, but then someone had a Wednesday thing to go to, and someone else's Thursday thing turned out to really be a Wednesday thing, and I wasn't going to cook a whole pot of macaroni and cheese for just the two of us who were still at home. So I ordered a batch of chicken from Charles Pan-Fried Chicken, plus the various sides, and when we dug into the giant paper sack, in addition to the big square takeout clamshell full of fried chicken pieces, there was an equal-sized takeout clamshell full of cornbread.
The cornbread isn't a side you ask for. It just comes with the meals. The chicken from Charles Pan-Fried is widely and deservedly celebrated, tender on the bone under an abundant, deep-brown, sharply crispy coating. You expect excellence, and you get excellence. The cornbread doesn't get that kind of billing.
Why would it? Usually I like a piece or two of cornbread just fine, especially if it's warm and buttered, maybe with a little honey on it as a treat. But cornbread, even from places with otherwise compelling food, tends to be bland, with a coarse and messy crumb. After a while, it gets kind of hard to swallow, especially once it cools off.
So the first time I opened a clamshell from Charles Pan-Fried and found it full of cornbread, I was halfway dismayed. The cornbread looked lovely, well browned on top and golden below, but it was in big, thick slabs, and there was a whole lot of it. I supposed I would nibble on some, more and more slowly, while focusing on the chicken, and afterward I'd be stuck with more cold cornbread than I knew what to do with.
Still, I grabbed some right away, to tuck into while it was still warm. It broke without crumbling. I took a bite. For a moment, I forgot all about the chicken. .
The Charles Pan-Fried Chicken cornbread is moist and tender and not the least bit gritty, so that butter is purely optional. It tastes like cornbread, for sure, but it manages to simultaneously and equally taste like poundcake. It's still good as dessert, after the chicken and the first round of cornbread have settled for a while. It's still good as breakfast the next day.
And it's important that it holds up, because, again, there is so very, very much cornbread—a bounty of it, the kind of generosity you rarely encounter in New York City takeout. I ate a slab and a half, maybe two slabs, to go with a thigh, a chunk of white meat, yams, green beans, collards, and black-eyed peas, and the 12-year-old ate his share, and the box was still more than half full of cornbread. Plenty to run through the toaster oven in the morning, to feed the whole family.
READER SANDWICHES DEP'T.
Shrimp sandwich
IT WAS ECLIPSE day! A day like that requires a special sandwich, so I made the shrimp sandwich from Indignity Vol. 4 No. 21. The cooked shrimp were chopped coarsely and remained bite-sized. It was a decent “seafood salad,” although if I made it again, I would ditch the olives and add lemon juice and fresh chopped herbs. Served on the grocery store sandwich bread that the kids prefer.
Cheers,
Dave
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WE PRESENT INSTRUCTIONS in aid of the assembly of the final three sandwiches selected from New Presentation of Cooking with Timed Recipes, by Auguste Gay with the collaboration of Anne Page. Published in 1924, and now in the Public Domain and available at archive.org for the delectation of all.
TOMATO, EGG, AND CHEESE SANDWICH
For each sandwich
2 slices of buttered bread
1 hard boiled egg
1 tablespoon American cheese, grated
4 slices of tomato (thin)
1 tablespoon mayonnaise sauce
Chop egg. Mix egg, cheese and mayonnaise sauce. Spread on both slices of bread. Place tomato slices on each slice of bread. Put slices of bread together and press lightly.
TURKEY AND CRANBERRY SANDWICH
For each sandwich
2 slices of buttered bread
2 slices of cold roast or boiled turkey
1 1/2 tablespoons cranberry sauce
Spread the cranberry sauce on both slices of bread. Place the slices of turkey on one slice of bread and cover with the other slice of bread.
WATERCRESS AND ORANGE SANDWICH
For each sandwich
2 slices of buttered bread
2 tablespoons watercress, chopped
1 orange
Peel and slice the orange in thin slices. Spread chopped watercress on each slice of bread. Arrange the slices of orange on one slice of the bread. Put slices of bread together and press lightly.
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