The Second Email We Sent Today, April 30, 2019

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LAST WEEK ON HMM DAILY

• Locked Up in Shame
• Man, the Joe Biden Campaign Is Going to Be Unbearable
• Did You :Heart: the Bari Weiss Profile? Or Did It :Angry: You?
• Make Debt Service You
• Why Did a YouTube Bot Make an Unwatched Video of Our Blog Post?
• Rahm Emanuel Wants to Know Why You’re Not Reading Mayor Pete’s Resume
• Buying Neverland
• Forgiving Student Debt Means Admitting Student Debt Was Wrong
• What If Congress Just Pretends to Vote Against Trump?
• Don Qui-OK
• Updated: Game of F•R•I•E•N•D•S

RECIPES

We present here for your continued delectation five recipes for sandwiches, hand-picked from The Up-To-Date Sandwich Book: 400 Ways to Make a Sandwich, published in 1909 and now in the public domain. We found another sardine recipe.

ROAST BEEF SANDWICH
Two cups of cold boiled beef chopped fine; add a tablespoonful of tomato catsup, a dash of pepper and celery salt, two tablespoonfuls of melted butter, and a teaspoonful of vinegar. Mix well and spread on lightly buttered white bread. Put the two slices together and garnish with an olive.

PIMENTO SANDWICH
Grind two small cans of pimentos with two cakes of Neufchatel cheese, and season with a little salt. If the mixture is too dry add a little oil of pimentos. Spread on thin slices of lightly buttered white bread. Place two together and cut in fancy shapes.

SPECIALTY SANDWICH
On this slices of toasted bread that have been lightly buttered, place a thick slice of tomato, over top of tomato spread salad dressing, then just a touch of caviare, cover with another slice of toast, and garnish with a slice of lemon.

MOCK OYSTER SANDWICH
Boil salsify until tender, work smooth with a little sweet cream, season with salt, cayenne, and a dash of anchovy sauce; place between thin slices of lightly buttered white bread.

SPANISH SANDWICH
Cut slices of white bread rather thick and toast; trim off crusts and lightly butter. Remove skin and bone from the sardines and lay them on the toast. Sprinkle chopped olives over the sardines and the juice of a quarter of a lemon. Cover with another slice of buttered toast. Serve on a lettuce leaf.

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